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pomyslowa Mrs Johnson [eng]
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Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with 3-carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good, and my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry..."
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fenixterrorist
22-10-2006
17:25:44
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niezbyt... |
hoJJa
22-10-2006
18:13:25
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Hóiowe. |
rosomak
22-10-2006
18:53:56
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hoJJowe ? :-D |
hoJJa
22-10-2006
19:02:40
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<^>(-_#)<^> |
Kal Zakath
22-10-2006
22:00:53
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Czyżby pani Johnson poczhodziła z Polski? |
jamires
23-10-2006
14:30:30
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tak
Barabara Piasecka-Johnson, wiedziała za kogo wyjść (a właściwie za ile) |
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