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pomyslowa Mrs Johnson [eng]
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Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with 3-carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good, and my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry..."
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fenixterrorist 22-10-2006 17:25:44
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niezbyt... |
hoJJa 22-10-2006 18:13:25
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Hóiowe. |
rosomak 22-10-2006 18:53:56
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hoJJowe ? :-D |
hoJJa 22-10-2006 19:02:40
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<^>(-_#)<^> |
Kal Zakath 22-10-2006 22:00:53
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Czyżby pani Johnson poczhodziła z Polski? |
jamires 23-10-2006 14:30:30
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tak
Barabara Piasecka-Johnson, wiedziała za kogo wyjść (a właściwie za ile) |
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