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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly Jesus was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, Jesus said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than ever.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES
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szymonc
04-01-2008
14:20:31
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Lubie ten dowcip, zawsze go lubilem :)
Jesus saves! |
babyborn
04-01-2008
14:41:46
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heheh
fajne |
Jan Bez Ziemi
04-01-2008
14:46:32
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buhehehehe
poległem :P
powala na kolana :P |
KoRn
04-01-2008
15:29:27
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ROTFL
Oj, genialne :D |
Kastor_Polluxxx
04-01-2008
17:23:41
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stare ale jare :)
a poza tym nie ma to jak godmode xD |
k|_esk71^
04-01-2008
17:25:07
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hahah |
vetter
05-01-2008
02:55:49
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"[i:ce68baefbe]smakowe[/i:ce68baefbe]" ,-D |
Genome
05-01-2008
17:50:34
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good |
Little Devil
27-01-2008
17:48:41
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niezłe :D
Swoją drogą, co się stało, że na pierwszej stronie tekstów, wyżej niż w połowie jest dowcip z komentarzami kończącymi się 05.01.2008?
Zastój jakiś ? |
MasterJunior
27-01-2008
17:53:33
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Coś wisiało w powietrzu. Czuliśmy to i baliśmy się tego. I nastał ten dzień. Przyszłaś :) |
Ala667
27-01-2008
19:35:02
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taka mała prowokacja specjalnie dla Ciebie ;) |
Kuvisit
30-01-2008
21:46:49
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Jesus saves! a pamietacie gta2? |
MoosE
30-01-2008
21:51:18
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nieeeeee... |
Kuvisit
31-01-2008
13:29:15
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co tam muczysz? |
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