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[en] global warming
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| Kal Zakath |
20/02/2010 23:36 |
A New York Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, 'let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'what would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the northern congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.
'OK,' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'
The northern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'How do you feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care, when you don't know shit?'
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vetter
20-02-2010
23:58:14
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so, what 'bout goats ?
btw: smart one ,-) |
Dimitroff
21-02-2010
01:02:01
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beautiful |
szymonc
22-02-2010
12:20:10
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good shit |
Genome
25-02-2010
11:22:54
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nice (-: |
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